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Biography of a Velominatus: Gert-Jan Theunisse


The last Dutchman to win the KoM in le Tour was Gert-Jan Theunisse. He was also the last Dutchman to win atop Alpe d'Huez. The year was 1989 and I was too busy riding crotch-rockets, water skiing, and coiffing the plumage of my mullet to notice much else besides an American and fellow Minnesotan had just won the closest tour in history. But that last bit about the mullet, and that he's a cyclist, piqued my interest in the man who's name holds a spot on the eighth corner of Alpe d'Huez. Eight Dutch riders have won on the Alpe. Only two have gone on to win the polka dot jersey.

Boxing Theunisse into the Evanescent Riders of the 90's category seems fitting. His career as a pro road racer displayed flashes of “brilliant” riding and was riddled with positive controls.  Though his professional road tenure spanned 11 years, his notable palmares were all garnered between 1988 and 1992. These include the previously mentioned KoM at le Tour as well as the top spot at San Sebastian, a stage win at the failed Tour de Trump, and an overall and stage win in Luxembourg. Oh to be back in the day when a rider received a 10 minute time penalty rather than a two year ban for pissing a positive. That said, I wonder if it isn't more appropriate to say positive riders of the time were 'caught out' as opposed to 'caught up' in le dopage.

One could also make an argument for Gert-Jan's hardness on the Jens Scale. His palmares may not quite make the case for him being an Unsung Hardman but the adversity Theunisse has overcome comes closer.  During the second stage of Terrino-Adriatico in 1995 Gert-Jan was diagnosed with a heart problem and abandoned professional road racing. After being struck by a car while mountain biking he was paralyzed in 1997. He was unable to walk for six months but slowly regained his mobility and began coaching in the fastly growing mountain bike scene. Then in 1999 his heart trouble resurfaced in the form of a heart attack. Despite, or perhaps because of his injuries, he relocated to Majorca and rode himself back into form on a mountain bike where he met with success in European mountain biking.

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As with all of the lauded riders on these pages, Gert-Jan Theunisse seems to be as a complex character as they come. Two things stand out about him for me. The first is that his Spotted Jumper victory in 1989 is largely overshadowed, understandably so, by one of the greatest G.C. battles of all time. But to be able to reflect on riding le Tour in 1989 and being witness to such an epic, let alone winning the dots, would be fantastic. The second, which I think is the more interesting, is that pro cycling was cruel to Theunisse. Sure he made his own choices but in the end he chose to stick with what he surely knew and more than likely loved, riding a bike. Others could be forgiven for walking away from two wheels forever. Chapeau, Gert-Jan Theunisse, you are a true Velominatus for continuing to ride.

 

 

Marko

Marko lives and rides in the upper midwest of the States, Minnesota specifically. "Cycling territory" and "the midwest" don't usually end up in the same sentence unless the conversation turns to the roots of LeMond, Hampsten, Heiden and Ochowitz. While the pavé and bergs of Flanders are his preferred places to ride, you can usually find him harvesting gravel along forest and farm roads. He owes a lot to Cycling and his greatest contribution to cycling may forever be coining the term Rainbow Turd.

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  • @marko
    Any backstory on the bloody scalp? What happened? Did he pull a Tens Dam and take a nose dive over his handlebars?

  • Nice one Marko...

    My GJT experience was in Cairns, Qld, 1996 MTB World Champs. He was 'coaching' Bart Brentjens, and it was in the time of juicing in the ranks (the XC winner Jerome Chioti came across from the Festina road squad and 'cleaned' up the race, later admitting EPO use). All week, I'd see Gert, skin brown and leathery, covered in tatts, hovering around the pits, looking menacing and scaring little kids. Or, he'd be riding laps up and down the highway on his hardtail with slicks, just up and back, over and over and over...

  • I love Gert Jan. When he wanted to become a professional bike racer, he hit his head against the wall until he fell unconscious. Just to see if he could suffer enough to be a pro.

  • @brett

    All week, I'd see Gert, skin brown and leathery, covered in tatts, hovering around the pits, looking menacing and scaring little kids. Or, he'd be riding laps up and down the highway on his hardtail with slicks, just up and back, over and over and over...

    Is this the same guy, as he scared the shit out of me in a recent movie....?

  • @Jeff in PetroMetro

    @frank I remember him being called both Hiawatha and Geronimo. Back then, it was Phil Liggett and John Tesch on CBS. I can hear their voices saying both names. I have the VHS tapes, but I don't have a VHS player. And Merckx forbid I spend all night combing YouTube looking for the moments when they said them.

    What? You don't want to hear all that AMAZING (where's the italicized script when you need it) synthesizer music?!?!?

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