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How the Mighty Fall (Well, sort of)

Alejandro Valverde continues to race unsanctioned

At the Velominati, we do our best to stay out of negative topics like doping and try to focus on the reasons we love this sport.  But it’s impossible to ignore doping completely, and today I’m going to talk a bit about Alejandro Valverde and the Spanish Cycling Federation.

Operation Puerto broke my heart.  It tore a hole through the 2006 Tour de France, taking two of my favorite riders with it, Jan Ullrich and Ivan Basso.  Michelle and I were headed to France to watch the race, and literally on our way out the door to the airport, we saw the news that Jan and Ivan had been thrown off the race, ruining our chance of witnessing the Ullrich-Basso Smackdown that was sure to come.

The investigation eventually took down both of them – and several others – but, having originated in Spain, it oddly resulted in no Spanish sanctions.  None of Spain’s champions – Valverde, Contador, Beloki, Sevilla, Mancebo – walked the plank and all of them returned to competition.  As Spain spun a web of red tape around their country, other federations investigated their stars, with Italy and Germany working the hardest to obtain evidence and trying to tie it to their riders.

Through it all, Valverde has stood out as being the most obviously implicated.  He has admitted to working with Fuentes, has admitted to owning a dog named Piti, the investigation turned up blood bags that were labeled as “Valve”, and Dr. Fuentes had his name and hotel information in his wallet when he was originally arrested with the bags of blood.  (On a side-note, what’s with those code names?  If I’m cheating and they guy helping me says, “Hey, what do you want your code name to be?”, I’m going call myself “The Whispering Shadow” or “The Incognito Mosquito” or something awesome like that.  Something to strike fear in my rival’s hearts.  I’m going to stay away from pet names like “Spot” or “Bubba”.)

Two years ago, the Italian Federation tied blood from Valverde obtained in a dope control during the 2008 Tour back to blood they’d received through their own Puerto investigation and banned him from competition on Italian soil.  Valverde and the Spainish Federation called foul, and he again managed to escape the hangman’s noose, at least temporarily.   Yesterday, the Court of Arbitration for Sport ruled that the Italian Federation was well within it’s rights to ban Valverde, opening the door for the UCI to extend the Italian ban to a world-wide ban.

Valverde and his lawyers are claiming that the CAS has no jurisdiction over the Spanish Federation, that the arbitrators are biased, and that it violated his basic human right to cheat,  but this time it seems likely that Valverde will finally fall.

And next time, pick a cooler code name.

frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • @frank

    @john

    Nothin super exciting other than the frame and wheelset. K-wing bars (44), k-force stem (130), dura ace cassette (11-25), ultegra shifters, derailleurs, brakes, and pedals, bonti (truvativ) GXP x lite campact carbon cranks, and yokozuna reaction cables (which are really sweet).

    And frank, believe me, I read thoroughly the stipulations of rule 8 before making my post and came to the same conclusions.

    The tundra thaw is early this year so I've been out 4-5 times on the new steed. not nearly enough but more than any other year to this point and there's only more to come.

  • @john

    As far as the wavy pina forks go I sort of hear ya. Although my ALAN has a cool wave to the fork it's not as radical as the pina fork and I think it looks cool in a more elegant less pronounced way. It's supposed to dampen (read Huangism "increase compliance") shock. Before I bought the BMC I was also considering a pina fp14 with the same fork but obviously decided against it. I think the BMC was the way to go.

  • @Marko

    @john

    I dunno, guys. I like those forks. I think it's a good design and I think those nice bends are way sexiful.

    My Alpha Q GS40 has kind of a similar look, although it's much more understated.

    But yes - that Onda is all about Haungisms.

  • But how is he still racing? Tomorrow is 1st May and Valv.Piti is second overall in the Tour of Romandie.

    He has no class, or style. Or hair.

  • How many victories and podiums has this scumbag stolen? Do the time, take 2 years off and yes we will reluctantly accept valv.piti back to the 'pelican'.

  • @Jarvis, @granny gear

    Unbelievable. It makes me crazy that the UCI and WADA pretend to be so tough on drugs, and then they let this kind of thing just go on and on. Basso and Ullrich both paid the price, why does this this guy keep getting off? It makes me crazy, the lack of respect for the sport and the fans.

  • @all

    Based on the facts of the case, WADA and the UCI having their collective nuts in a tuck, and the direction of this thread, I took the liberty of editing the title of this article.

  • He could run (ride) but he couldn't hide: Valverde FINALLY loses final appeal and is banned from riding until 31DEC2011 and all results from 01JAN2010 forward are nullified.

    About fucking time!

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