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The A.C. Enigma

With the Spring Classics now turning to debates over motorized doping and the hardman’s GT over, perhaps it’s time to start turning our gaze toward the Tour de France. Sure, there’s some sure-to-be good racing between now and then, but who cares? The TdF is next up on the VSP and we here at Velominati need to start conjuring up picks.

When Alberto Contador won the Vuelta in 2008 I was pretty excited for the guy.  I walked down the hall to a fellow cycling fan and colleague’s office after reading the race report on VeloNews and asked if he’d heard.  “Dude, Contador just won the Vuelta!” I said.  “That’s the past three consecutive Grand Tours he’s entered and three consecutive wins, really impressive. (15 months to be accurate but who’s counting)  Guys just don’t do shit like that anymore!”  And now he’s four for four.

But oh if things were that simple for me.  Pesky investigations, rumors and accusations stemming from Operation Puerto led to subsequent inquisitions of El Pistolero.  This eventually led to both the UCI and Spanish courts issuing statements that no legal action or sanctions would be pursued.  Later his new team, Astana, was banned from the Tour in 2008 because Veino was doped to the gills and swung through the Jiffy Lube for a 20 minute oil change the year before.  And then the whole media-fueled shitstorm started with that guy from Texas joining Astana.  Blech!  Trying to ignore the A.C. – L.A. drama of last year’s Tour was probably about as difficult as riding the Tour itself.  If anyone managed to get through the Tour without hearing about that B.S. they deserve an honorary Maillot Jaune and a kiss from two podium girls.

Throughout all this, perhaps even in spite of all this, A.C. continued to win races.  Okay so he didn’t make the podium at Paris-Nice last year, a race he won in 2007 and again this year.  The coverage would make one think that a 4th place finish in the Race to the Sun was disgraceful and that he’d lost his touch.  He bonked and bonked hard on the sixth stage.  But with wins at Volta a Algarve, Vuelta a Pais Vasco, a podium finish at the Dauphine, and becoming the Spanish National TT champion, A.C. was proving himself to be the best all-arounder in the peloton.

So what are the impressions we get of Contador?  Bruyneel has tossed out mixed messages.  On the one hand he’s the most explosive and gifted climber he’s ever seen.  On the other he’s some type of prima donna who rides for himself.  I would too after having to buy my own TT wheels and proving myself to be the strongest rider in the peloton only to be treated like a neo-pro.  Of course don’t even bother asking a Livestronger about Alberto.  Anyone who get’s in the way of another coronation for The Boss (read COTHO) has got to be arrogant, selfish, and just plain mean.  Okay, so Contador’s pistol shot salute is sort of lame and contrived but so what?  It’s a hell of lot better than playing telephone.  And he’s certainly not the most entertaining guy in interviews.  But I haven’t seen anything that makes him out to be anything other than pragmatic and perhaps even introspective.   He actually seems kind of chill.

In a recent interview in Cycle Sport America, David Millar had a few things to say about Contador (of course, Millar has a few things to say about a lot) . The gist was that Alberto went to war against Johan and Lance last year both in the press and on the road.  He won on both fronts.  He also spoke of the respect A.C. is garnering in the peloton, his strength on the bike, and the perseverance he’s maintained through all this.  On that classic bonk and subsequent stage in 2009’s P-N, he had this to say:

When you watch a race, you want to believe riders can stay away in a break.  That’s what’s exciting. It does still happen, like with Contador in the last stage of Paris-Nice (2009).  He’d been humiliated the day before.  He got the hunger knock and blew his nuts off.  Lost the jersey and was lying third or fourth.  Tragedy.  I said, ‘Watch Alberto go tomorrow.  First mountain.’ Nobody believed me. I said, ‘He will, he will, it’s Alberto.’  First Mountain, he went, from the bottom.  That’s old school.  His team didn’t set him up, he just went.  There were still 100k to go.  He attacked the whole peloton and he was still away at the end.

We saw this on the much bigger stage of last year’s Tour as well.  After getting caught out of a decisive split in stage three the L.A. show was supposedly on.  If you believed 1/3 of the guys on Versus and most everyone else you would’ve thought El Pistolero was now second fiddle.  Lance’s smart riding aside, THIS WAS ONLY STAGE THREE PEOPLE!   Enter the Arcalis.  A.C. took off to the consternation of the entire Astana team and  1/3 of the guys calling the race on Versus and turned a 20 second deficit into a 2 second lead over his soon-to-be-former teammate.   He was letting it be known that he was the strongest rider on the Astana team and the whine fest was on.

So what can we say more objectively about Contador?  Well, his light-as-a-feather climbing style has been compared to Charly Gaul and Marco Pantani.  Suffice it to say, there’s not another rider in the peloton who can really compete, day in, day out, with Alberto in the mountains.  He’s proven he can rip a TT course as well.  His performance in last year’s final ITT at the Tour was decisive.  Maybe he’s not the greatest at reading a race or making it into all the splits but I’m afraid to say that those are dying skills.  With race radios and directors barking orders into a headset non-stop, what rider really needs to think for himself?   And as far as needing a strong team to win this year, let’s not forget last year.  I’m not entirely convinced he needs a squad of super-domestiques to pull him through the Tour.  Maybe just a few solid riders will do.

When A.C. won the Vuelta in ’08 and pulled off the virtual Grand Tour trifecta I was a fan.  Then, for reasons I don’t fully understand, I thought I didn’t like him.  Then I was confused about why I was trying not to like El Pistolero.  I really still don’t know what to think of the guy. I guess I’m indifferent towards him. Regardless of what I or any of you think, the promise that he’ll continue to ride with dominance on the climbs and strength in the TT is going to shape the Tour this year .  This time, it’d be nice if there were a few guys who could keep up.   It’s not his fault he wins races, it’s everyone else’s.  Trying to beat Alberto and win the GC is what’s going to make this year’s Tour exciting, not a comeback, not a team leadership struggle, and certainly not a cat fight in the media.

Marko

Marko lives and rides in the upper midwest of the States, Minnesota specifically. "Cycling territory" and "the midwest" don't usually end up in the same sentence unless the conversation turns to the roots of LeMond, Hampsten, Heiden and Ochowitz. While the pavé and bergs of Flanders are his preferred places to ride, you can usually find him harvesting gravel along forest and farm roads. He owes a lot to Cycling and his greatest contribution to cycling may forever be coining the term Rainbow Turd.

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  • @Jarvis

    1. Let me stress, this demotion had nothing to do with any PEDS. I have never and would never cheat. And if the B sample comes back positive, I'll deny that, too.

    2. And it wasn't for drinking light beer. I would never do that.

    3. That's what I get for posting from work.

    4. As an aspiring Cognoscenti, I have to confess I didn't even notice the cat numbers until David drew them to my attention the other day. I'm no status hound: HTFU!

  • @Geof
    If it involves Robbie (aka Our Little Bogan from Queensland) laying into Cavendouche, I do not mind if it is a headbutt or uppercut.
    As good as the Little Bogan has been at upsetting people (esp COTHO), our original Provocateur of a Patron was the magnificent Phil Anderson. Excerpt from his website describing the 1981 Tour de France stage when he became the first "non-Euro" to wear yellow.

    "Without knowing it, Anderson was to earn even greater wrath from Hinault by naively offering him a swill from his bidon (drink bottle). The Frenchman, taking the gesture as an insult, promptly swiped it from Anderson's hand. "I didn't even know who Hinault was. I couldn't even pronounce his name. But I was there with him and when I gave him my bidon. I was only trying to be sportsmanlike. I figured something was really up when he hit it away. I suppose I should have been intimidated by it all, but I wasn't. Heck, I was Australian and couldn't even spell Hinault, let alone know who he was,"

  • @Marcus
    Anderson was a legend. I mean, he must have taken about a 7 watt hit just by having those teeth hanging out, right? But Christ, what a badass.

    As for little Robbie McChewin, I've never been a fan of his; in fact, I like him quite a bit more now that he's not winning. He was always the classic ridin' wheels sprinter who talked more with his mouth than his legs. And, headbuttin' SOG was a nail in the coffin, as far as I'm concerned.

  • @frank
    Oh Frank, surely you jest? How could you call Robbie a ridin' wheels sprinter (aren't they all?) compared to his even lazier peers?

    At least Robbie has scored most of his victories with a relatively minor level of team support - compared to the sprinters with massive trains - Ale Jet, Cavendouche and Cipo (but with massive respect to him at all times).

    And surely Robbie's disagreement with COTHO gives him some cred when the rest of the peloton would lie down in supplication at Lance's feet?
    Add to that:

    1. His trademark "Grand Tour Mountain-Top Wheelie Finish at the Back of the Grupetto"; and
    2. His answer to an Aussie journalist who asked why he doesn't climb faster, "Don't know if I can, never tried. Cos I can sprint.",

    Surely you have a package worthy of some admiration??

    The headbutt with SOG was not a great move (as everyone loves Stuey) but they have history going waaaaay back.
    And you gotta give Robbie a little slack - he grew up on the Gold Coast - which is tantamount to growing up in Vegas but even worse.

  • Man, the potential for doping here is incredible. When, exactly, has the world's best climber also been the best GT time trialer? Wait, don't answer that. The guy is unreal. He can/could climb with Rasmussen, Mayo, Heras, the freres Schleck, et.al., but could/can any of those guys TT?

    But the perspective we're getting of AC is biased, as most of it comes from English speaking media, which is all about the Texan. And the press dogging put on by team Bruyneel. So, it's fair to say that we don't know exactly what kind of guy he is (unless you happen to habla Espanol, of course). I suspect he's another dude riding his bike in the pro peleton.

  • @Big Mikey

    That's exactly what I was trying to convey with this article. Well put. Cycling media and politics media, well, maybe just media, is all the same. There's very little objectivity and our opinions are largerly shaped by what we hear. A.C. is the CoTHO of Spain. In other words, there's so much more to it than deeds and the "truth" is impossible to assertain (short of a positive B sample). This is why I'm so ambivalent toward the guy. His style of winning (control, forgone conclusions, methodical) doesn't excite me, but his style of riding does. This is why I say it's not really his problem, we can't blame the guy for figuring out how to play the game better than anyone else. It's up to everyone else to play the game at least as good as him.

  • @Marcus
    Sure, all sprinters ride wheels, and you have to give him credit for never having a lead-out train, but even for sprinters, he's a wheel sucker. I've never seen the guy stick his nose in the wind more than 50m from the line. No thank you.

    And, as far as the quote of never trying, I suppose he's doing wheelies just to prove to people that he's not trying; it amounts to little more than posturing. I say, "Hey Robbie - why don't you try to ride like your counterpart Erik Zabel and take a spoonful of Rule 5 every night before bed."

    You know why everyone loves SOG? Fucking lives Rule 5.

  • @Marko, @Big Mikey

    we can't blame the guy for figuring out how to play the game better than anyone else. It's up to everyone else to play the game at least as good as him.

    Sure, we can't blame him, but we sure as hell don't need to like him. He gets paid a big salary because, at the end of the day, he is an entertainer. I can blame him for making the races unexciting.

    Like I said, if it was me, I'd do the same thing. But as a fan, I hate it. Same goes for Pharmstrong.

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