Exposure to religion in my youth was by way of a brief dose of sunday school at the local Unitarian church. The point there, evidently, was to learn about other religions and turtles. If a point was being made, I missed it. When Catholic friends of mine came over for the weekend I would accompany them to the closest Catholic church and we would endure the mass together, the experience leaving us just as clueless as the moment before we walked in.
A girlfriend of @Rob briefly worked for the English bike company Raleigh in Boston, Massachusetts. These were the Jan Raas, Didi Thurau, Ti-Raleigh years, where Raleigh made beautiful bikes and their team was one of the dreadnaughts of professional cycling. I was visiting this friend at the Raleigh offices, which to my eyes seemed like any other office: fluorescent lighting, linoleum tiled floors, men in coats and ties. It was uncontaminated by bicycles or red and yellow kits. This place was not cool. My friend ushered me into a nondescript room, pulled out an enormous sliding drawer and showed me something she knew was cool.
In this sliding drawer was a complete set of Campagnolo bike tools, all set in blue foam cut outs, each tool nestled in its perfectly shaped place. I didn’t fall to my knees but I must have gasped. Each tool was a work of art: form and function in unison. Each tool designed for a specific task in the wedding of components to frame. The tools had a uniform silver finish. There were facing and chasing tools with beautifully milled cutting teeth of high speed steel. I’m serious about reverence here. I had never seen anything like this. The seeds to my Italophile religion were sown. I was already a devout fan of the components but did the tools have to look this fantastic? What did this say about a company? To me it said-these tools are designed and made to make sure Campagnolo components work perfectly on any frame. What goes into the tools goes into everything else. The passion, the design, the tools and the components are one. Perhaps the intention was never there to make cool looking tools, maybe it was just a by-product of making cool looking components. What else could they do?
I had found my religion. I never needed the complete tool set, I was never a professional bike mechanic. I do own a few civilian Campa tools: some cone wrenches, the peanut butter wrench, a T-handle wrench, a 10-speed chain tool. These are beautiful tools. Park makes functional tools, no one would say they are beautiful. Why make a functional tool beautiful? Is a beautiful tool a better tool? It is when one is making a living wielding them. Pride in your tools reflects pride in your work.
I was going to write that those days are over, adding beauty adds cost and the bottom line is everything now. Then I remembered my Lezyne pedal wrench. It is functional as it removes pedals without impaling knuckles onto greasy chainrings (and opens beer bottles) but it is beautiful because it has a wide smooth machined aluminum handle bolted onto the body of the wrench. It lacks the refined industrial design of a Campagnolo tool but it is beautiful in its own way.
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Days of beautiful tools are not over.
Chris King hub tool:
http://chrisking.com/tools
You had me at not impaling my knuckles on greasy chainrings...SOLD!
i just received my 11 speed campagnolo chain tool. I am hard pressed to believe this wasn't designed by the japanese. that's not mean to be a slight to the italians, but it is so well thought out and functional, that after you read the directions you see how that little $200 tool can accomplish so much is baffling, at least to me it is.
and speaking of tools, does anyone know where the heck I can pick up this dt swiss spoke tool? ive called all the local distributors, and they can't even find them. is this a mythical unicorn i'm looking for?
@VeloVita
Most of my Campagnolo tools could be used on any components but cone wrenches and 15mm crank bolt wrenches are not useful on the new generation of wheels and cranksets. Oh well. I believe Frank was saying that Lezyne CNC rod was not a useful tool, and it does not open beer bottles, so it's good you stuck with Park for those.
@G'rilla
You are correct sir. Chris King is at the top. More exacting than Tullio, I wish I had a dire need for their head set tool. It's drool-worthy.
@roger
....it's just so well thought out and functional, hehee, yeah, occasionally the Italians get it completely right. Not often but you must admit it's the nicest and last chain tool you will ever own.
You read the directions?
@Roadslave525
Thanks man. It's good to hear from others in the sub-tribe of Campagnolo believers. @TBONE's link of prints is a good primer. Imagine a giant sliding drawer filled with many of these amazing items.
I hope @rob dosen't tell me I've hallucinated/exaggerated all this.
Funny, just spotted this on the Bicycle Tech tumblr.
http://bicycletech.tumblr.com/post/41292396938/lotusbikes-this-is-the-coolest-bike-related
@Cyclops
Check it out, I found this sweet picture of you.
Just the name evokes the smell of dusty wooden floorboards and grease soaked workshop aprons and the smell of a strong macchiato ....... old men sitting on wooden stools around an aged bench tinkering with steel steeds.
Mmmm, now where was I ......
@roger That's beautiful!
Park has a bunny ear style spoke tool, but it's not as beautiful.
http://www.universalcycles.com/shopping/product_details.php?id=31169&category=2142