“You ruined a heap of photos!” Not the words you want to hear when the photos in question are ones you didn’t shoot, but were in. “How?” “You’re too low, too compressed.” At least he didn’t say I was ugly. “And you’re ugly.”

When you work with professional photographers, you pick up a few tricks of the trade along the way (and then reject them, it seems). ‘Ride slow, look fast’ is a favourite tip, but usually just ends up with me looking like someone who is slow and desperately trying to look fast, but just looking slow. Getting your elbows, knees, ass and eyes all pointing in the correct (but completely different) directions is something that comes easily for gifted riders, and not at all for the rest of us.

Joe Breeze don’t need no tips on how to look perfect for the camera. He just tells the photographer where to stand, then lays down a one-take lesson in feet-up drift cornering technique that remains the benchmark to this day. His clothes, hair and moustache, well they deserve a complete chapter in the Book of Cool all their own.

Modern mountain bikes may have come a long way, but clothing could do worse than take some cues from the 70s (not just for biking, either). This is the way to dress for a ride. Just make sure you’ve got Breeze-perfect form to back it up.

Brett

Don't blame me

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  • I've ruined a mess of bike photos. All of them seem to have me with some manner of goofy expression and locked elbows. Oh well.

  • @brett

    Probably the best trail riding I've seen (just skip the feelgood cliches at the start)...

    That. Is. Awesome. Took my first real ride last fall and was hooked instantly. I can't wait to hit the trails again.

  • Nice jeans-and-boots fashion article.  Several of those photos will appear in my book, "Fat Tire Flyer," out on VeloPress in September.

    Just sayin'.

  • @Charlie Kelly

    Nice jeans-and-boots fashion article. Several of those photos will appear in my book, "Fat Tire Flyer," out on VeloPress in September.

    Just sayin'.

    Welcome Charlie!

    Yes, that's THE Charlie Kelly people.

    We're not worthy...

  • @brett

    @Charlie Kelly

    Nice jeans-and-boots fashion article. Several of those photos will appear in my book, "Fat Tire Flyer," out on VeloPress in September.

    Just sayin'.

    Welcome Charlie!

    Yes, that's THE Charlie Kelly people.

    We're not worthy...

    Checked to see what he's up to on Wikipedia because last time I heard the name I went out and bought a MTB in 1986 because I loved the idea. Wen't more remote places with that thing than ever I do now.

    Apparently Charlie "...currently is considered an expert at the tricky art of piano moving" this I like very much.

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