Anatomy of a Photo: Cycling-Specific Eyewear

Anatomy of a Photo: Cycling-Specific Eyewear

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Don’t be distracted by the sweatband or the lame Bolle sunglasses; this man is a stud.  He came from a different time, a time when suffering was a more visceral experience than it is these days. It permeated everything a professional rider did.  The bike were heavier, the equipment less efficient, the travel to races more grueling, accommodations more humble, and paychecks were smaller.

But Davis Phinney was one of the foreign riders who took it all in stride, going to bed every night after taking a beating in the European pro ranks only to get up the next morning and say, “Thank you sir, may I have another?” Here was a man just as happy slogging it out on the front as a domestique as he was racing for the win, bumping shoulders with the likes of the Badger and Greg LeMan. Here was a man who, should the opportunity present itself, would punch his head through a car window just to add an extra dose of The V to the afternoon.  Even his son appears to be a budding young stud.

Indeed, we can say a lot about Davis Phinney and his entire generation of fellow Americans who ventured into territory unknown to race in Europe. One thing we can not say, however, is that they wore cool sunglasses.

// Anatomy of a Photo // The Rules

  1. If I could find a 7-11 bike still right today, in its downtube shifting form, I would ride that donned in the 7-Eleven kit, Oakleys and all, even if it violated the Rule. I love everything 7-Eleven gave to us as American cyclists. It was right then, and is right today, but you can’t half-ass it, its all or none.

  2. Ron:

    I’m like Kool Moe Dee on a bicycle.

    you just don’t get enough Kool Moe Dee references these days, well played sir

  3. This whole stream is cracking me up.

    @Souleur
    That reminds me of this 7-Eleven build.

    @all
    My favorite is the guy standing teapot with the camera slung over his shoulder. What could he possibly be studying that’s making him so angry at a bike race?

  4. @frank
    He’s trying to figure out how to sneak into that trailer… Never underestimate the gravitational force of formaggio… Seriously, if you’ve ever had a true, Italian pizza made with grana and bresaola, you’ll understand. Shit, now I’m REALLY hungry.

  5. Like this…

  6. @sgt is that a US national team/champ jersey in the background ?

  7. @michael
    No idea, I plucked that pic from the inter webs… I’m starting to feel guilty about thread hijacking, tho… Back to eyewear, folks!


  8. He still looks cool winning at the Tour, even with the glasses.

  9. @sgt

    Well now this really makes me curious as to why there might be a random national jersey behind that pizza.


  10. Or you go with the Guido Bontempi look. He looks mean.

  11. Now hold on a minute. Other than leg position, this is the same person. They even have the SAME curl of HAIR on the forehead!

  12. @michael
    It’s the sprinter’s Elvis curl. Rarely and only seen on the victor’s head, notice a vanquished Kelly behind GB. No curl.

  13. @frank, now that bike is right!

  14. Back in the mid- late 1990’s I worked in a bike shop with a bakery behind it. Eddy was the owner of the bakery and was a former racer in the war years. He used to bring me eclaires filled with custered that he made for himself instead of the whip cream filled ones for the customers. Fuck they were good. He was born in Dieppe and raced the Tour of Mexico and that’s where he met his wife. He did say that he got altitude sickness and had to be taken down from elevation. His bike was beautiful. Name painted on the top tube. The big thing about this fitting in this posting was his riding glasses. The arms entered the frames at the bottom, so the glasses had the appearance of sitting slightly higher than his eyes. When bent over pedalling he could see up the road with his eyes protected. I tried to find pics in old photos on line, couldn’t. Anyway, really cool, never seen anything like it. Anyone else?

  15. This post brings me back to Rule #37, it’s probably been discussed at length, but I, for one, coming from an age where helmets weren’t required or in good style, ALWAYS remove my helmet before my glasses (actually the helmet comes off first of anything but the housekey). Call me silly, but I believe I’m just not likely to trip and smash my head in as soon as I dismount my bike. Helmet comes off first. Glasses have to go under the straps, It’s a single smooth clip and toss motion, otherwise it’s a stupid move of pull the glasses, pull the helmet, don the glasses again. I’ll always be in violation of this rule until someone pays me to display my glass brand over my helmet strap.

  16. A Friday beer, some google searching on the mystery Gewiss man and…

    Perhaps Ennio Salvador

    1989 Gewiss – Bianchi (Italy)
    1988 Gewiss – Bianchi (Italy)

    Lanterne Rouge Tour de France 1986 (Gis Gelati (Italy)

  17. @nvvelominati
    The glasses with the arms entering the frame towards the bottom may have been invented by Dennis Taylor (1985 World Snooker Champion)…

  18. @McTyke
    Except Eddie was cool. The glasses were more aviator style verses dork. In his 80’s his legs were still absolutely sculpted. His calves were calved from granite you could say. Anyway, the glasses were riding specific, but this is the right idea. I thought of this too, I just wanted to honour one of the sports early hardmen.

  19. @Markp
    Nicely done! That is also one of my favorite Bianchi’s, the one with the black chrome…what a sight! I guess that relates to the conversation on the In Memoriam on gleaming bits, but that was a very unique look at the time.

    Those Campy brakes were the most beautiful bike part ever built. So what if they didn’t stop your bike? That was just Campy’s way of saying, “Brakes are for sissies.”

  20. Greg LeMan inspired me to save up my meager allowance, beg, borrow, and steal to get my first pair of Oakleys. Blue. Conspicuous foam pad to keep the sweat from my eyes. I still have them in a drawer next to a bunch of remnants of past bikes, etc.

  21. Look at Davis harms
    That’s why they call him Thor…

  22. The only thing I still respect about Floyd Landis was his penchant for non-cycling specific shades, and specifically his frequent rocking of a wide variety of full-on ladies’ sunglasses. Such a cool and confident kind of idiosyncrasy.

  23. Oakley blades were the Dogs bollox, I loved those to the point where having owned a pair for about 2 weeks I left them at a race. I was a student and skint but rather then cry into my kit bag and turn up to my next race with eyeballs on display I went out and bought another pair straight away (who needs food as a student anyway). The yellow were something else as they made the world look bright and jolly during winter……I miss my blades.

  24. @Markp thems some guns… Upper and lower, for a cyclist that is.  Not life much in real life but relativelspeaking they are.  can t imagine going through life like today’s grimpeurs with not enough meat to quaff a proper pint.  But such is the era of specialization.

  25. Considering that he’s wearing the same sunglasses as Bill Dance, I can only assume that this was taken moments before crushing a Budweiser can on his forehead and flipping over a bistro table for his pre-race gameface session.

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