The Directeur takes his dog for a walk.

Through the Eyes of a Canine

Through the Eyes of a Canine

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I envy my dog. There is nothing in her life that can not be immediately obtained that she bothers herself with; she is a perfect example of the happiness to be found through living in the moment, unclouded by dreams or goals. This is the embodiment of one aspect of what I seek from Cycling: freedom from external pressures via total inward focus on the now.

While I envy her, I pity her for this same reason; she will never know the beauty of cultivating a dream, nor the satisfaction to be found in achieving a goal, which is something else I seek from Cycling.

Her combination of focus and absent-mindedness inspires me. She has no limit to her desire to show me her favorite orange ball, or her insistence on helping me notice that she’s laid it in my lap. I can get up and move to another chair, and she will helpfully carry the ball over for me, noting that I neglected to bring it myself. Should something more important demand on her attention – say, the mailman arriving at the door (who requires a session of being barked at), or the appearance of food in her dish – the ball will be forgotten in totality. Later in the day, she will serendipitously reencounter the ball and delight afresh in its limitless bounties.

The changing of the seasons gives me this same gift; with each season I rediscover the beauty of our sport in new ways; riding through a fiery tunnel of changing leaves, the damp earthy smell of a winter’s training ride, the freedom of riding without arm, knee, and shoe covers on a warm spring day, or the glory of riding in the baking summer sun. Each arrives with the welcome of a long-lost friend.

I imagine that everything I need to know in order to become a Directeur Sportif, should the need arise, I have learned from raising dogs. For instance, loyalty is earned, not deserved. Further, loyalty and intelligence are more important than size, strength or talent. Managing a rider in a breakaway, assuming it is a US or Aussie team, the same principles apply as walking a dog on a lead; you prevent them pulling by any means necessary.

As for tolerating doping or other shenanigans within the team, even a dog instinctively knows never to shit where it sleeps.

// Defining Moments // La Vie Velominatus // Tradition

  1. @minion 19th worst!? Come on!… We Americans had that one guy… wait, he doped… and was an unbelievable tool bag…

    …there was that guy after him… oh, also doped… also an unbelievable tool bag…

    … if you add the Phinneys together you get a very solid racer…

    …Horner won the Vuelta?… Missed the surprise drug test afterwards you say?…

  2. @minion

    representatives of two out of the three fattest nations on earth

    Now that you joined the conversation now we have all three.

  3. @G’rilla

    @minion

    representatives of two out of the three fattest nations on earth

    Now that you joined the conversation now we have all three.

    Oh, that’s not fair. Minion isn’t a country.

  4. @Marcus

    You clearly don’t race bikes

    And you obviously do, and likely don’t win often.

  5. @Beers

    @paolo

    @Beers

    nothing to do with JVS of course . He was the happy recipient of Garmins somewhat cynical game of “follow Fabian”

    It is one of my fav races, even then I agree. Even if Faboo has missed the defining break, no one helps him, too dangerous, or at least you could get a lift back up to the break by sucking his wheel.

    Not to rehash an old chat, but my issue is – in general – with the whole attitude of never working, and being willing to throw the race in the process. Very Anti-V.

    More specifically to that race in particular, was JV’s double-blind on saying Hushovd can’t pull because he has a rider up front, and that JVS can’t pull because he has a rider coming up. Either the guy behind is blocking, or the guy up front is waiting. Not both. If its both, you’re just being a coward.

  6. @frank Yeah mate I’m with you there. Re-reading what I wrote, it is my fav because the domestique rouleur got an unexpected victory, not what happened to Faboo

  7. @atomicmanatee Le Man.

  8. @piwakawaka I left him out on account of becoming Le Melvin.

  9. @minion

    Ahhhh. I’m looking forward to a long, productive northern hemisphere winter watching Faharank and Marcus, representatives of two out of the three fattest nations on earth, argue about which is the 19th worst cycling nation, Aus or the US.

    My money’s on Fhronk.

    Fhrowhnk is at an unfair advantage because when it suits him, he switches his allegiance to the Netherlands (this ability to switch allegiances marks him as a true Dutchman).

  10. @frank

    @Marcus

    You clearly don’t race bikes

    And you obviously do, and likely don’t win often.

    And he’s unlikely to win while he keeps going for a swim beforehand.

  11. @Chris

    @frank

    @Marcus

    You clearly don’t race bikes

    And you obviously do, and likely don’t win often.

    And he’s unlikely to win while he keeps going for a swim beforehand.

    And a run in a banana hammok after.

  12. So Frank et al, how would you distinguish between Gerrans’ M-SR ride and Costa’s world championship ride ?

    Because I haven’t seen anyone saying he wheelsucked his way to the rainbow jersey but they look like pretty similar efforts to me.

  13. @ChrisO I hate it when I agree with you – this bullshit about wheelsucking is exactly that.

    You want a sport where the strongest invariably wins, go watch athletics.

    In cycling it is not always the strongest who wins, but the one who uses HIS resources the smartest.

    And that’s the beauty of the sport.

  14. @Marcus

    You want a sport where the strongest invariably wins, go watch athletics.

    Though drafting mostly takes place on the track too in middle and long distance running.

  15. Ah the dogs life. One of the best things about getting into Buddhism, is mindfulness. It’s a bit like anti multi-tasking. Whatever you are doing, do just that, nothing else. The more you practise this, the better it gets. It’s brilliant. Living in the moment and focusing, actually shines more realism into reality.

  16. @Marcus

    @minion

    Ahhhh. I’m looking forward to a long, productive northern hemisphere winter watching Faharank and Marcus, representatives of two out of the three fattest nations on earth, argue about which is the 19th worst cycling nation, Aus or the US.

    My money’s on Fhronk.

    Fhrowhnk is at an unfair advantage because when it suits him, he switches his allegiance to the Netherlands (this ability to switch allegiances marks him as a true Dutchman).

    That’s not much help to Fhronk, Belkin’s registered in the Netherlands. Not fat but couldn’t win a bike race with an EPO – filled chicken (oh sorry that was Rabobank), a former track  sprint world champion, or a Bond villain. Interestingly the team appears to be filled with a combination of Dutch and ‘Strayan riders, so you could do the six degrees of separation between Marcus and Fahrownk with that team. or, six degrees of Fhra – arcus.

  17. @Frank

    I think you need to be hiring a trademark infringement lawyer or something…

    …just sayin’.

  18. @scaler911

    @Chris

    @frank

    @Marcus

    You clearly don’t race bikes

    And you obviously do, and likely don’t win often.

    And he’s unlikely to win while he keeps going for a swim beforehand.

    And a run in a budgie smuggler after.

    There you go.

  19. @Cyclops

    @Frank

    I think you need to be hiring a trademark infringement lawyer or something…

    …just sayin’.

    Looks like they are doing a pretty good job of wiping themselves out anyway!

  20. @atomicmanatee

    @minion 19th worst!? Come on!… We Americans had that one guy… wait, he doped… and was an unbelievable tool bag…

    …there was that guy after him… oh, also doped… also an unbelievable tool bag…

    … if you add the Phinneys together you get a very solid racer…

    …Horner won the Vuelta?… Missed the surprise drug test afterwards you say?…

    Wait, what about Canada? We’ve got that guy who climbed Haleakala waaaaaaaaaaaay faster than Frahnk and then won the Giro. And then the next year we had the guy who got the Lantern Rouge on the Tour.

    Where does that place Canada on the VSP spreadsheet of death?

  21. @Marcus

    @minion

    Ahhhh. I’m looking forward to a long, productive northern hemisphere winter watching Faharank and Marcus, representatives of two out of the three fattest nations on earth, argue about which is the 19th worst cycling nation, Aus or the US.

    My money’s on Fhronk.

    Fhrowhnk is at an unfair advantage because when it suits him, he switches his allegiance to the Netherlands (this ability to switch allegiances marks him as a true Dutchman).

    Yet another similarity to my dog; roll over when appropriate, growl and bark when not.

    @ChrisO

    So Frank et al, how would you distinguish between Gerrans’ M-SR ride and Costa’s world championship ride ?

    Because I haven’t seen anyone saying he wheelsucked his way to the rainbow jersey but they look like pretty similar efforts to me.

    Didn’t watch the race and as a rider he doesn’t interest me, so not sure on this, but from what I hear I would feel the same. The major problem here is that there were no riders I liked in the top 3, so my dander likely would not have gotten up to the same extent.

    A principle crime of Gerrans’ was beating a favorite rider. Surely you understand the significance of this!

  22. @meursault

    Ah the dogs life. One of the best things about getting into Buddhism, is mindfulness. It’s a bit like anti multi-tasking. Whatever you are doing, do just that, nothing else. The more you practise this, the better it gets. It’s brilliant. Living in the moment and focusing, actually shines more realism into reality.

    I’ve started leaving my phone behind and not carrying it around the house like I used to; the phone just draws you into tiny demands that are not worth focusing on. There are so many distractions, and I’m always doing so many things at once that everything suffers. When I can focus on something, it is such a pleasure. Must refocus on this. Thanks!

  23. @frank

    @Marcus

    @minion

    Ahhhh. I’m looking forward to a long, productive northern hemisphere winter watching Faharank and Marcus, representatives of two out of the three fattest nations on earth, argue about which is the 19th worst cycling nation, Aus or the US.

    My money’s on Fhronk.

    Fhrowhnk is at an unfair advantage because when it suits him, he switches his allegiance to the Netherlands (this ability to switch allegiances marks him as a true Dutchman).

    Yet another similarity to my dog; roll over when appropriate, growl and bark when not.

    @ChrisO

    So Frank et al, how would you distinguish between Gerrans’ M-SR ride and Costa’s world championship ride ?

    Because I haven’t seen anyone saying he wheelsucked his way to the rainbow jersey but they look like pretty similar efforts to me.

    Didn’t watch the race and as a rider he doesn’t interest me, so not sure on this, but from what I hear I would feel the same. The major problem here is that there were no riders I liked in the top 3, so my dander likely would not have gotten up to the same extent.

    A principle crime of Gerrans’ was beating a favorite rider. Surely you understand the significance of this!

    Costa’s win didn’t sit right with me either. Wheelsucking was a major factor in his finish. But I would have been upset had Nibali won with his numerous sticky water bottles, drafting off motorbikes, and the “brake adjustments” he received catching back up to the peloton.

  24. @meursault

    Ah the dogs life. One of the best things about getting into Buddhism, is mindfulness. It’s a bit like anti multi-tasking. Whatever you are doing, do just that, nothing else. The more you practise this, the better it gets. It’s brilliant. Living in the moment and focusing, actually shines more realism into reality.

    Big +1.

    I’d just add that there’s no substitute for daily meditation fer yer mindfulness thing. Stupidly, I “fell off the cushion” several months ago after a couple of years of dedicated practice, and I can feel the difference every day. Meditation, done with intention and discipline over time, is a really cool business. Gotta get back to it.

  25. @PeakInTwoYears

    @meursault

    Ah the dogs life. One of the best things about getting into Buddhism, is mindfulness. It’s a bit like anti multi-tasking. Whatever you are doing, do just that, nothing else. The more you practise this, the better it gets. It’s brilliant. Living in the moment and focusing, actually shines more realism into reality.

    Big +1. I’d just add that there’s no substitute for daily meditation fer yer mindfulness thing. Stupidly, I “fell off the cushion” several months ago after a couple of years of dedicated practice, and I can feel the difference every day. Meditation, done with intention and discipline over time, is a really cool business. Gotta get back to it.

    these thoughts truly reflect the truth. many years of seeking mindfulness through the writings of HHDL reinforce the meditative benefit of la vie velominatus. It really is a dog’s life, or perhaps it ought to be.

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