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Velominati Super Prestige: Milan-Sanremo 2013

Velominati Super Prestige: Milan-Sanremo 2013

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Finally, we have Milan-Sanremo. I hope pedale.forcetta is ready to shoot some pictures, especially black and white because it will be cold and possibly wet. Throw in a little wind and a race of this distance will weed out the less hardy. Recently, but not too recently, this race would be won out of a decent size field sprint. And yet, besides Fabs winning in 2008 it does come down to a sprint finish of some size. That race was setting up for a field sprint when Cancellara bolted and no one could catch him. The solo charge to the finish just doesn’t seem to work here. It is such an interesting race because the finish is unlike any of the other monuments. Moreno Argentin lost the race because he was not as good as descender as Kelly. Getting down the Cipressa and Poggio well is not easy. The descents are tight narrow Italian roads, hairpin turns, madness. Fabs and Sagan are two excellent descenders and Sagan has a killer sprint. NIbali just won Terreno. Thor has recovered. Boonen is back with Cavendish, on the same team! Gilbert is wearing the rainbow jersey. Andy Schleck has pre-dropped out. God Damnit, if you are going to get up at some weird hour of the night to watch a race this year, this is it people.

An American has never won one of cycling’s monuments and Sunday’s race does not seem to be where it is going to happen. Tyler Farrar would have to latch onto a special train and surely Cancellara will not be towing people to the line this year. The odds of Australian riders winning the last two editions were very long but it demonstrates how exciting and unpredictable this race is.

Here is the incomplete start list, it will be updated when available. No Delgados, no whining, the betting window is now open. Get you picks in before the countdown timer goes to zero at midnight Pacific Time. The winner of this event is awarded the MSR comment badge for the remainder of the season.

Here is a little video from last year, interesting more for the behind the scenes action and the amount of bleeped out cursing.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHAKie2XiU0[/youtube]

Final Race Results
1. CIOLEK Gerald
2. SAGAN Peter
3. CANCELLARA Fabian
4. CHAVANEL Sylvain
5. PAOLINI Luca
Final VSP Results
1. el gato (10 points)
2. Jhortua (9 points)
3. 936adl (9 points)
4. forza_village (9 points)
5. Mikael Liddy (8 points)
6. m_demartino (8 points)
7. Anjin-san (8 points)
8. Rigid (7 points)
9. the Engine (6 points)
10. Russ (6 points)
11. Bianchi Denti (6 points)
12. paolo (6 points)
13. R00tdown (6 points)
14. mbarston (6 points)
15. matthew langley (6 points)
16. DrewG (6 points)
17. Cyclops (6 points)
18. scaler911 (6 points)
19. sgt (6 points)
20. dancollins (6 points)
21. chrismurphy92 (6 points)
22. sprider (6 points)
23. snoov (6 points)
24. Dan_R (6 points)
25. ramenvelo (6 points)
26. Tartan1749 (6 points)
27. Nate (5 points)
28. pink (5 points)
29. razmaspaz (5 points)
30. freddy (5 points)
31. torrefie (5 points)
32. The Grande Fondue (5 points)
33. Wingnut (5 points)
34. Buck Rogers (5 points)
35. Daccordi Rider (5 points)
36. oneninefiveninesix (5 points)
37. Vernwitha_V (5 points)
38. piwakawaka (5 points)
39. LA Dave (5 points)
40. Adrian (5 points)
41. wiscot (5 points)
42. trenchfoot (5 points)
43. Alex (5 points)
44. ralph (5 points)
45. Nosyt (5 points)
46. VeloVita (5 points)
47. Anais Ninja (5 points)
48. Lukas (5 points)
49. The Oracle (5 points)
50. starclimber (5 points)
51. SimonH (5 points)
52. Facetious_Jesus (5 points)
53. bkwentz (5 points)
54. G'phant (5 points)
55. taon24 (4 points)
56. roberto (4 points)
57. leadout (3 points)
58. Souleur (3 points)
59. imakecircles (3 points)
60. pakrat (3 points)
61. Skinnyphat (2 points)
62. moondance (2 points)
63. Gerard (2 points)
64. JP (2 points)
65. Sauterelle (2 points)
66. napolinige (2 points)
67. CanuckChuck (2 points)
68. AndyH (2 points)
69. TOM.NELS2120 (2 points)
70. Dr C (2 points)
71. Benny (2 points)
72. roger (2 points)
73. RedRanger (2 points)
74. jurgen (2 points)
75. Blah (2 points)
76. graham d.m. (2 points)
77. unjoursans (2 points)
78. Gino (2 points)
79. Tobin (2 points)
80. Simon (2 points)
81. skagitteam (2 points)
82. Heihachi (2 points)
83. Barracuda (2 points)
84. brett (2 points)
85. Chica (2 points)
86. motor city (2 points)
87. anotherdownunder (2 points)
88. Jamin (2 points)
89. bugleboy21 (2 points)
90. Deakus (2 points)
91. Two Ball Billy (2 points)
92. seemunkee (2 points)
93. Bat Chainpuller (2 points)
94. Bat Chainpuller (2 points)
95. urunomad (2 points)
96. Dinan (2 points)
97. Krishnan (2 points)
98. asyax (2 points)
99. eenies (2 points)
100. PeakInTwoYears (2 points)
101. sgraha (2 points)
102. la plaque (2 points)
103. typevii (2 points)
104. Skip (2 points)
105. frank (2 points)
106. jeyrod (2 points)
107. simonsaunders (2 points)
108. BaltoSteve (2 points)
109. San Tonio (2 points)
110. Markp (2 points)
111. quanyeomans (2 points)
112. blue (2 points)
113. Alex (2 points)
114. il ciclista medio (2 points)
115. DaRCrider (2 points)
116. tony macaroni (2 points)
117. Ron (2 points)
118. Jay (2 points)
119. Noel (2 points)
120. Geordi (2 points)
121. unversio (1 points)
122. Erik (1 points)
123. eightzero (1 points)
124. Al__S (1 points)
125. Marko (1 points)
126. JohnB (1 points)
127. sthilzy (1 points)
128. Giles (1 points)
129. Velomihottie (1 points)
130. strathlubnaig (1 points)
131. V-olcano (1 points)
132. Gervais (1 points)
133. mouse (1 points)
134. King Clydesdale (1 points)
135. Oldschooly (1 points)
136. HeinrichHauslersHairstyle (1 points)
137. Franklin (1 points)
138. VirenqueForever (1 points)
139. Patrick (1 points)
140. Steampunk (1 points)
141. stickyjumper (1 points)
142. Fausto (1 points)
143. Duende (1 points)
144. Kyle (1 points)
145. Don Amedo (1 points)
146. Graham (1 points)
147. Chris (1 points)
148. mcsqueak (1 points)
149. Harminator (1 points)
150. ChrisO (1 points)
151. girl (1 points)
152. Gianni (1 points)
153. xyxax (1 points)
154. marketplace (0 points)
155. ped (0 points)

// Velominati Super Prestige

  1. @starclimber

    @Chris

     

    But I rather like this one, reputed to have been taken mid race when everyone else was looking miserable. Sagan might not have won but he’s fairly irrepressible.

    Love it. Had pie at the cafe stop too, funnily enough.

    Kinda like, “Hey Peter, how about that weather?” “Oh, I guess its cold, but this pie is awesome! Hey, let’s hurt everybody today, because, hell, I’m Peter Sagan.”

  2. @Chris

    Some great photography from Jared Gruber here.

    Those are fantastic images, only problem is which to chose as screensaver

  3. @Dinan

    Shockingly it doesn’t look far off from the race yesterday.

    Messier to crawl inside a tauntaun, though.

  4. @PeakInTwoYears

    Try again…

  5. @Deakus

    @PeakInTwoYears

    Try again…

    And obviously this then leads to the classic Velominati follow up to Rule #5

  6. what a beautiful MSR

    its about time we had a nasty spring classic, this one fulfilled our deepest and darkest desires to have a sufferfest!

    agree, Sagan was very good

    I disagree though on Spartacus, riding like a wet napkin.  Listen, it was Sagans to lose, right??  Cancellara was a marked man in Bianchi-strada, and Sagan sucked his wheel like crazy…and granted, Cancellara is defending it.  I think Cancellara was playing it well, and demanding someone else share in the work, and sure, throw it if he has to like he did one Paris-Roubaix due to the wheelsuckers on his tail.  So, it is a smart tactic I thought, and Sagan performed to task, and had he timed it better, I think Sagan could have won it…..

    but oh well, Ciolek better enjoy this win.

    I mean he did win it, but man, did he hang off the back of the grouppo or what, I may have missed it as I DVR’d it, but did he pull any??  I will see tonight hopefully

  7. A-fuckin-MEN.  Bit here is stolen from cyclingnews link about Stannard.  A true hardman who will hopefully be given the reins come RVV and PR.

     

    Super Stannard

    Ian Stannard finished sixth in Milan-San Remo but the result explains little about his incredible performance. His day out front, on the attack with Sylvain Chavanel, his audacious surge on the Poggio and even his last do or die move in the final two kilometres showed his huge potential for when races become a battle between the hard men of the peloton.

    While Edvald Boasson Hagen cracked in the cold and rain, and other Team Sky riders crashed and suffered, Stannard seemed to enjoy it more and more.

    Whenever rain is forecast, Team Sky should make Stannard automatic team leader.

  8. @Buck Rogers Wasn’t it Stannard who came in 2nd in KBK a couple years ago to Traksel when only 30 dudes finished the race?

  9. @Nate Yup.

  10. A merckx on Stannard, a true hardman, he drilled it and really earned respect from the breakaway

    I mean, when he had nothing in the tank, he was just plowing that 53×11 for all he was worth and nearly pulled it out

  11. @Nate

    @Buck Rogers Wasn’t it Stannard who came in 2nd in KBK a couple years ago to Traksel when only 30 dudes finished the race?

    Fucking LOVIN Stannard.  Yeah, I think that he was actually 3rd in KBK during that freezing hurricane two years ago but it was just awesome!  The guy is as hard as nails.  There used to be a youtube vid of the KBK post-race interview with Stannard that I had on my favorites list so that I could watch it anytime I felt like being a nancy and not training but now I cannot find the vid anymore.  All I can find is photos form the race.

  12. Well, as long as it was a colon problem, you know, I completely understand.

    http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/lefevere-defends-boonens-decision-to-abandon-milan-san-remo

    And what the fuck is up with that helmet that Boonen is wearing in the picture???

  13. @Pedale.Forchetta

    Just because it was an hard day,

    you are forgiven.

    Pedale.Forchetta – Milano Sanremo 2013

    Well it’s not great, but it’s a damn sight better than the thing Wiggins had on the back of his bike a few months ago.

  14. I’m turning a deaf ear to the Boonen-haters out there. The spring classics are his happy hunting ground. With luck, he gets P-R #5 this year. I doubt that will ever be bettered. The last thing he needs is a silly tumble on his dodgy elbow – or worse. Even though some favorites were up there at the end, the weather did make things a lottery. Boonen likes his P-R odds better than a slog through the snow and ice. Anyway, Chavanel and Cavendish were still racing and both finished top-10. That’s a better result than any other single team.

  15. @wiscot

    I’m turning a deaf ear to the Boonen-haters out there. The spring classics are his happy hunting ground. With luck, he gets P-R #5 this year. I doubt that will ever be bettered. The last thing he needs is a silly tumble on his dodgy elbow – or worse. Even though some favorites were up there at the end, the weather did make things a lottery. Boonen likes his P-R odds better than a slog through the snow and ice. Anyway, Chavanel and Cavendish were still racing and both finished top-10. That’s a better result than any other single team.

    I have zero issue with the decision to pack it in – I’m with you 100% on the rationale for bailing out. The only issue is the Schleckisms he spouted as justification at the time.

  16. @frank

    @wiscot

    I’m turning a deaf ear to the Boonen-haters out there. The spring classics are his happy hunting ground. With luck, he gets P-R #5 this year. I doubt that will ever be bettered. The last thing he needs is a silly tumble on his dodgy elbow – or worse. Even though some favorites were up there at the end, the weather did make things a lottery. Boonen likes his P-R odds better than a slog through the snow and ice. Anyway, Chavanel and Cavendish were still racing and both finished top-10. That’s a better result than any other single team.

    I have zero issue with the decision to pack it in – I’m with you 100% on the rationale for bailing out. The only issue is the Schleckisms he spouted as justification at the time.

    Hell, I just thought it was a funny quote about a guy’s colon.  Not to mention the pic with the space helmet on Boonen’s head.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OvMZT2zfy0

  17. @Daccordi Rider Hey, great find that one. How’d you pick that one up?

  18. Incredible finish at the Dwars door Vlaanderen. Voeckler made a big solo break with about 17k to go and nearly stayed away but a small chase group got him late with Gatto pipping him literally at the line. Voeckler went from 1st to 5th in the span of 10 feet.  Must be gutted.

  19. @Pedale.Forchetta Love these black and white photo’s, they seem to capture an element of raw emotion that color photo’s seem to miss.

  20. @Chris

    Our friend Pedale has a beautiful spread of photos and text in PEZ.

  21. @LA Dave that was a great race this morning!

  22. http://youtu.be/M38N0l0rMF0

    I didn’t see this posted here, so I thought I’d share. The commentary made me giggle a bit.

  23. @Chris Bollocks. Am I going senile? Either I didn’t post this or I’ve been identity thefted or I did post it but I’ve forgotten about and I’d logged in under a different email address. 

    Maybe the legs will forget that I’m two months from peaking next week on the cobbles and put in a Stannard like stint.

  24. @lordmoos3

    http://youtu.be/M38N0l0rMF0

    I didn’t see this posted here, so I thought I’d share. The commentary made me giggle a bit.

    That was really worthy!  Great fun to watch.  Never heard of Cosmos Whatever but great video.  Thanks for sharing!

  25. http://iamspecialized.com/road

    I ran across this video from Specialized today. Only a couple minutes long but gives just a small glimpse of MSR as told from behind the scenes. 

    -Dinan

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