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It Begins

The Lion Roars This Weekend

This weekend proper bicycle racing starts for the season with Omloop Het Volk (yes, I know it’s not called that anymore but I like the old name better and it’s easier to spell for my dumb American ass) and Kuurne-Brussels-Kuurne. Now that riders have stretched their legs in the TDU, Oman, Algarve, Qatar and various and sundry other spots on the planet, the peloton gets down to serious business in the country that suits it best in weather that will hopefully befit Rule #9. Can I get an A-Merckx from the cog-gregation!?!?

Although the Velominati Super Prestige won’t launch officially until Milan-San Remo, we thought it would be fun to have an un-official, no points awarded banter about this weekend’s races. Is Flecha going to repeat in Gent? Will Vaughter’s strategy of splitting Thor and T-Bone to captain each race respectively result in two for the win column for Garmin-Cervelo? What of Phillipe Gilbert, is he primed to start an onslaught on the great podiums of his country? Will Steampunk show his form in a semi-classic by tipping the winner or bluff until a monument? We will never find consensus among us when it comes to tipping the winners and also-rans.

The one thing I can say for sure is that we’ll all be cheering for rain to cover, no deluge, the cobbled bergs of Flandria. The potential for a heaping helping of Rule #9 served up on a big old platter of the V is the one thing we can all agree would make this weekend’s racing that much better. So I tuned in Al Roker to see what the chances are that our heroes will need to don arm and knee warmers underneath rain capes and he says yes, more than likely. The Flandrian forecast for both Saturday and Sunday looks like precip has an 80% chance of coming from the heavens. Looks to be a good weekend.

So tip your top five for OHN and KBK here if you’d like and know that no points will be awarded. But at a minimum, we felt the need to create a space where we could discuss the weekend’s festivities. Our V-Chalice runneth over with stoke and it just wouldn’t be right if we didn’t have a dry space for it to spill.

Marko

Marko lives and rides in the upper midwest of the States, Minnesota specifically. "Cycling territory" and "the midwest" don't usually end up in the same sentence unless the conversation turns to the roots of LeMond, Hampsten, Heiden and Ochowitz. While the pavé and bergs of Flanders are his preferred places to ride, you can usually find him harvesting gravel along forest and farm roads. He owes a lot to Cycling and his greatest contribution to cycling may forever be coining the term Rainbow Turd.

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  • Oops... I should read better.

    OHN

    Chavanel
    Gilbert
    Boom
    Flecha
    Boonen

    KBK

    Boonen
    T-Far
    EBH
    Devolder
    Po-ta-to

    Delenda est Alberto

  • OHN

    Gilbert
    Chavanel
    Burghardt
    Boonen
    Eisel

    KBK

    Boonen
    Farrar
    Greipel
    Flecha
    Flens

  • Het Volk (I'm with Marko on this one)
    Thor
    Boonen
    Gilbert
    Flecha
    Pozzato

    KBK
    Farrar
    Greipel
    Leukemans
    Van Avermaet
    Boassen Hagen

  • @Marko: like I need the added pressure.

    Het Volk
    1. Steegmans
    2. Gilbert
    3. Flecha
    4. Rollin
    5. Boom

    KBK
    1. Boonen
    2. EBH
    3. Hoste
    4. Roulston
    5. Tankink

  • Aaaaahhh...and here we have the reason why this is not part of the VSP: OHN is the race for the anxious cobbled specialist to prove they are ready to make their mark, but it is too far before Flanders to be any real sign of form - and too close to it to be able to peak for both. Indeed, all the strong men will figure, but the rider who wins here will not figure in the top five of THE WEEK.

    1. Boom
    2. Boassen Hagen
    3. Farrar
    4. Gilbert
    5. Boonen

    KBK

    1. Hincapie
    2. Boonen
    3. Faboo
    4. Gilbert
    5. Farrar

  • @frank
    Bolder, still, to pick four out of five guys who aren't riding for KBK. And Corn-fed isn't racing OHN. It seems it's not only the cobbled specialists who are worried about peaking too soon.

    In principle, you're right, though. I can't see the big guns really pushing for this, with the exception of Boonen, who might feel he needs to show some form (to himself as well as to the peloton).

    Raise a glass with me tonight, lads, for Shay Elliott...

  • Saturday

    Gilbert, Boom, Flecha, Devolder, Pippo

    Sunday

    Leukemans, EBH, Boonen, Farrar, Van Avermaet

    Bring it on bitches!!!!!

    PS. Frank, did you honestly pick Hincapie for Sunday? WTF? No way, what excuse will he come up with this time for missing the break? Yah, I'm an ass...

  • First of all, since it was asked - A-Merckx!

    Omloop -

    Gilbert
    Popo
    BoomBoom
    Boonen
    Devolder

    The Donkey Race -

    Hushvold
    Burghardt
    Hoste
    Weylandt
    Voeckler and his endless face of endless pain

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