Velominati’s Sock Height Calculator: Refining the Goldilocks Principle
Firstly, all you kids, kindly get off my lawn. Especially you kids who wear too tall black socks with white cycling shoes. Get off my lawn and stop racing in my favorite bike races. There’s no call for that. Why should my Milan-Sanremo enjoyment be ruined by this? It’s a sunny day, no snow, no rain, white socks not good enough, eh? Riding along the Ligurian coast from Milan to Sanremo without two seconds consideration about sock selection, eh? Just thinking about Sock Height not good enough, EH?
Winnipegcyclechick’s stellar treatise on sock height should be required reading for everyone, even non-cyclists. People should have this knowledge. Mongols on the Steppes; Тийм ээ, тийм, би энэ оймс өндөр мэднэ.*
While we have lost the battle on sock color the final battles on height continues. We can use the VSP generator between VSP runs to work on other important 1st world problems. To this end, straight outta the Velominati bunker we have this: the sock height calculator.
S = A/π – √B ± (B/A) / (1/CS¹)
- A= Lower leg length measured from inner ankle protuberance to top of the inner tibia in cm.
- B= Distance between inner ankle protuberance to bottom of calf in cm.
- S= Sock height measured above inner ankle protuberance in cm.
- CS¹= Calf Shame factor on a scale of 1 to 10 where 1 equals no shame (some pride) and 10 equals great shame (seppuku or calf implants are fantasized about equally).
The term CS¹ has become most controversial in peer review but most agree a correction factor should be available for individual taste.
*In English: Yes, Yes, I know of this sock height.