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Reverence: Park Tool Super Patch

Reverence: Park Tool Super Patch

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The first tire patch kit I ever owned came in a big green box, had several patches of various sizes which were possibly made of old truck tires. It also came with a sheet of 60 grit sandpaper. The mild high offered from sniffing the glue while applying the patch almost made you stop caring you’d gotten a flat in the first place. Stoned on glue and hypoxic from the V is no way to mend a tire, and most times the patch would start to come off even before I pumped it up and I’d have to start over. Don’t even start me on peeling the clear cellophane off the patch.

The telephone capability of my iPhone is the least-used feature on the device; I email, schedule, text, voxer, browse, twitface, photograph, drop, forget, lose, and find my phone much more than I ever use it to place a call. It has replaced my wristwatch, alarm clock, and flashlight. For some of you, it has even replaced the cyclometer. All this is to say that in today’s view of the world, the value of a product is directly proportional to how useless its original function is.

By that measure, the Park Super Patch kit earns its place in the pantheon of the Reverence series by being more useful as a frame protector than it is as a inner tube patch. They are phenomenal tire patches – much better than the old orange-trimmed slabs of tire I used growing up, but who wants to use a tire patch, much less love one? Therein lies the answer; even as the world of Cycling irrevocably makes its departure from the tire and tube with one faction moving back to the tubular tire and another to the tubeless tire, these patches will continue to feature on frames around the world, dutifully keeping cables from scuffing paint.

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  1. @frank

    @Bigthumpa


    @Bigthumpa

    Two words: Internal routing.

    Did you look at the photo(s)?

    @frank

    Ah…

    My theory is that for the first 30 minutes that an article is up, people read it. After that, 50% of the people glance at the lead photo, skip the article, and jump to the posts. 50% don’t even look at the photo.

    It’s hard to track the analytics on this, so I have to rely on people doing things like that to gather the data. So really you’re just helping to support the theory.

    Which is all to say that the quality of our writing is irrelevant to the experience of the Community. From this perspective, it amazes me that the book is selling.

    Wrong !  This little black duck is hooked by the title, looks at the picture, reads article then goes to page 1 of the posts and reads.

    How else can I get a feeling of what someone has bothered to write?

    To do it any other way would be “Un-Australian”

  2. @frank Wrong. I think most of us read all the articles. And what’s more I think everyone who has picked up the book at my house has chuckled and gone home to check out the web-site and maybe even signed up. You’re doing soemthing right.

    And I think the tube chucking cyclist must be real, but like the yeti/bigfoot/mermaids only his tracks are seen (i.e. dead tubes at the roadside), never the creature himself. I like to think that is because, if this behaviour was actually witnessed it would be followed someone jamming an inflating device firmly where the sun doesn’t shine, preferably sideways.

    @Barracuda exactly.

  3. @Barracuda

    @frank

    @Bigthumpa


    @Bigthumpa

    Two words: Internal routing.

    Did you look at the photo(s)?

    @frank

    Ah…

    My theory is that for the first 30 minutes that an article is up, people read it. After that, 50% of the people glance at the lead photo, skip the article, and jump to the posts. 50% don’t even look at the photo.

    It’s hard to track the analytics on this, so I have to rely on people doing things like that to gather the data. So really you’re just helping to support the theory.

    Which is all to say that the quality of our writing is irrelevant to the experience of the Community. From this perspective, it amazes me that the book is selling.

    Wrong ! This little black duck is hooked by the title, looks at the picture, reads article then goes to page 1 of the posts and reads.

    How else can I get a feeling of what someone has bothered to write?

    To do it any other way would be “Un-Australian”

    yeah but that’s mainly because we’ll do anything to avoid actually doing work while in the office…

  4. @freddy

    I’m with the patina guys as my bikes are well worn in from several years on the road (and trail). The PT clear patch idea would be good for the n+1 I’m GASing for though.

    I’m Dutch and Canadian so yes, I have a bucket-o-tubes in the basement and every intention of patching them them at some point this winter. Had Michelin Pro4 SC. Nice, but lots of flats. Switched to GP 4000s. Nice. One flat so far after 6 months.

    (An iPhone can receive telephone calls? What will they think of next?)

    I hear that with iOS8, it will be able to receive a fax, too. Its gonna be bodacious.

    @eightzero

    @roger

    @eightzero Those tube tops don’t do much, if anything. The problem with cable rub is grit and debris trapped between cable housing and frame. All you’ve done by adding the tube top is change where the crud gets stuck to.

    Crud? You ride where crud can contaminate a bike? I have a more elegant solution.

    Just so I know we’re on the same page, you mean “not riding”, right?

  5. @Frank You are a very naughty man – for one minute you made me squint at the photo as I could not decide if the front wheel belonged to the “patched” frame, and if so surely the tyre was on back to front.

  6. @eightzero

    @frank

    @eightzero

    But…to the point of the article, I also like purposed tech, like the Jagwire Tube Tops:

    Have used those as well; however, if you ride cobbles or gravel, you will find them at the end of your cables where do do little good.

    What is this “cobbles or gravel” you speak of?

    But they’re great for people like you whose bike sit in the house all winter rather than getting ridden.

    *ducks and runs*

    When as old as am I you reach, look as good you will not.

    Dammit, you stole my line!

  7. @frank

     

    Which is all to say that the quality of our writing is irrelevant to the experience of the Community. From this perspective, it amazes me that the book is selling.

    For a long time I was just reading the articles, not actually reading the comments.   Which is all to say that the quality of the writing, while irrelevant, is superb.

  8. The last set of park tool levers I bought had a set of these. I hope they haven’t been tossed. I am still trying to figure out a good purpose for the old/scrap bar tape I have in a box… Any suggestions?

    @razmaspaz

    @frank

    Which is all to say that the quality of our writing is irrelevant to the experience of the Community. From this perspective, it amazes me that the book is selling.

    For a long time I was just reading the articles, not actually reading the comments. Which is all to say that the quality of the writing, while irrelevant, is superb.

    It took me a minute to catch on to how the site worked. I spent a bit of time looking for a message board or forums section. The true gems on this site come from the comments IMO. No offense @frank your writing is superb. But the true hilarity ensues when people start posting neon kits and arguing about tire sizes. I have also gleaned more knowledge about the good ol’ days of cycling in a couple days from the messages than I could in a week of internet browsing.

    Cheers to the Velominati!

  9. @razmaspaz

    For a long time I was just reading the articles, not actually reading the comments. Which is all to say that the quality of the writing, while irrelevant, is superb.

    The writing is sad drivel, written by self-appointed guardians of the elitist notion that cycling is the purview of racers and pretend racers who are more concerned with expensive fashion than they are with just getting out and riding a bike for fun and sustainability. It drives a wedge into the cycling community and does a disservice to people and the planet.

    At least that’s what the trolls all say.

  10. The Park Super Patch also works awesome for fixing your shower curtain when rod loop thingy tears the hole out.

  11. @DCR

    ………….. I am still trying to figure out a good purpose for the old/scrap bar tape I have in a box… Any suggestions?

    Christmas decorations?  The perfect door Yuletide Wreath for a cyclist – twigs rapped in old bar tape add a bit of mud, road grit and the odd picked up twig or two, what could be better?  I must go and copyright the idea immediately…………

  12. @DCR

    The last set of park tool levers I bought had a set of these. I hope they haven’t been tossed. I am still trying to figure out a good purpose for the old/scrap bar tape I have in a box… Any suggestions?

    Not sure what to do with “scraps”, but when I change mine out, I’ve used it to wrap wheel barrel handles and my lawn mower handle when the foamy wrap wears out.

  13. @eightzero Are you trying to hijack this thread? It’s like when an attractive woman with a revealing top walks into a pub….nice welds!

  14. @freddy

    And if that woman happened to be…

    Tuesday Weld?

  15. @PeakInTwoYears

    @razmaspaz

    For a long time I was just reading the articles, not actually reading the comments. Which is all to say that the quality of the writing, while irrelevant, is superb.

    written by self-appointed guardians of the elitist notion that cycling is the purview of racers and pretend racers who are more concerned with expensive fashion than they are with just getting out and riding a bike for fun and sustainability.

    Why do you think I like it so much?

  16. @roger

    @frank

    @Bigthumpa

    I participated in a recent sportive that had a great idea to prevent littering: They gave you a free gel if you brought your empty wrappers back to the finish.

    A free gel per empty wrapper would have been nice, but it’s a good start.

    Based on this post, I have to ask a question: are you Scottish or Dutch? You cannot be of another origin, being that cheap.

    Oh Frank, how you neglect Asians in this equation. Why, I bet you there were families of them out there picking the wrappers out of garbage bins and heading to the finish line with them, trading them in for a full one. In true Asian spirit, it would have been each member of the family making an exchange, 1 at a time…acting like they didn’t just come through the line 10 minutes earlier

    Och, I shoulda thought of that!

  17. Meanwhile, behind the facade of this innocent looking bookstore…

  18. @Cyclops Sweet

  19. @frank

    @freddy

    I’m with the patina guys as my bikes are well worn in from several years on the road (and trail). The PT clear patch idea would be good for the n+1 I’m GASing for though.

    I’m Dutch and Canadian so yes, I have a bucket-o-tubes in the basement and every intention of patching them them at some point this winter. Had Michelin Pro4 SC. Nice, but lots of flats. Switched to GP 4000s. Nice. One flat so far after 6 months.

    (An iPhone can receive telephone calls? What will they think of next?)

    I hear that with iOS8, it will be able to receive a fax, too. Its gonna be bodacious.

    @eightzero

    @roger

    @eightzero Those tube tops don’t do much, if anything. The problem with cable rub is grit and debris trapped between cable housing and frame. All you’ve done by adding the tube top is change where the crud gets stuck to.

    Crud? You ride where crud can contaminate a bike? I have a more elegant solution.

    Just so I know we’re on the same page, you mean “not riding”, right?

    Not riding in crud, yes. There are these things called “roads.” And, your bike is like your ass – when done using it, you wipe it off.

  20. @freddy

    @eightzero Are you trying to hijack this thread? It’s like when an attractive woman with a revealing top walks into a pub….nice welds!

     

     

    A product of the Seven factory. And the pic taken with my brand new iPhone 5s, replacing the vaseline smeared iP4 that took all the crappy pictures at the V-to-V cogal. The lens was scratched to shit, so upgrade was needed in preparation for the next Cogal.

  21. @eightzero

    And by “the next Cogal,” do you refer to a notional event that has been putatively projected for the summer of 2014 and that may or may not be a ride from Seattle to Vancouver, which one can’t know because the event remains purely notional and indeed apocryphal because it hasn’t been blessed and published by the Keepers?

  22. @PeakInTwoYears

    We will put any Cogal up. We pass no judgment as long as it conforms in the thinnest sense to the definition, notionally, if you will. Most importantly is the need for a piss up afterward. The piss up is a putative keystone of the Cogal. 

  23. @Gianni

    @PeakInTwoYears

    We will put any Cogal up. We pass no judgment as long as it conforms in the thinnest sense to the definition, notionally, if you will. Most importantly is the need for a piss up afterward. The piss up is a putative keystone of the Cogal.

    @gianni Pretty sure Peaks is giving you some shit about the STV Cogal article “in the queue.” It contains details of the requisite PissUp.

  24. @eightzero

    Yes. I am with child to know the details of that ride, putative or even putain-itive as it may be. The darkness is descending, it’s 4:49pm and already past official sunset, and I feel a penetrating desire for some vision of the other side of this hellish tunnel I am entering for the next several months.

  25. @PeakInTwoYears

    @eightzero

    Yes. I am with child to know the details of that ride, putative or even putain-itive as it may be. The darkness is descending, it’s 4:49pm and already past official sunset, and I feel a penetrating desire for some vision of the other side of this hellish tunnel I am entering for the next several months.

    All you need to know: 7/12/14, Arlington WA.

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