Spoiler alert– this post has nothing to do with professional cycling or racing. This post is about trying in vain to get existing bike trays to fit on a new car. Given that we put a man on the moon and all, this seems only modestly ambitious. WRONG, says Thule. It can’t be done! At least not without buying $200 more crap from those Swedish loserbags. My guerilla tactics, including hose-clamps and U-bolts, have all failed…. so we are left with two bikes and one kiddie trailer neatly packed inside. It’s about the ride, Chucky.