The Dark Side
White is a troublesome color; hard to keep clean. I have a white dress shirt that I never wear because even if I manage not…
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Dec 3, 2014 • 184 comments
White is a troublesome color; hard to keep clean. I have a white dress shirt that I never wear because even if I manage not…
Nov 26, 2014 • 59 comments
Going fast and looking good while doing it is our Velominati creed. Riding on the tops is the domaine of going uphill, where braking and…
Nov 24, 2014 • 100 comments
We just finished a thorough examination of the Cyclist’s marquee accoutrement, the Cycling Cap. Today’s lesson is about the Cycling Cap’s red-headed step brother, the Winter…
Nov 21, 2014 • 66 comments
We want to look like Pros, sure, but what we’re really after is feeling Pro. All the aesthetics are just a tool we use to fuel the…
Nov 19, 2014 • 130 comments
It doesn’t take a genius to see what’s going on here. Rule #5, Rule #9, Rule #10; every rider in this frame Looks Fantastic (most…
Oct 22, 2014 • 72 comments
To keep chickens is to walk a path towards introspection. From the songs they sing after laying an egg (which I assume is “chicken” for…
Oct 13, 2014 • 85 comments
I love wine. I mean, I like beer and scotch and can’t resist ordering a Vesper whenever I pretend to be a gentleman spy, but…
Sep 22, 2014 • 87 comments
Cycling is a sport steeped in the tradition of style. There’s no denying it. From the days of miners and farmers escaping the hardships of…
Jul 23, 2014 • 116 comments
The Whale Shark is the biggest nonmammalian vertebrate* on the planet, rivaling the dinosaurs for size. How do you feed yourself when you’re that huge without loading up on…
Jul 16, 2014 • 68 comments
I like definition, to place things in a box and tightly seal the lid. It makes me feel comfortable, like another of life’s little mysteries has…
Jul 11, 2014 • 38 comments
Yes, this makes three Guest Articles in three weeks, but we run the show around here and we do what we want. Especially when it comes…
Jul 9, 2014 • 43 comments
When it comes to Rule Compliance, we have at our disposal three viable options. The first is to Obey the Rules. That one is pretty straight-forward because we…
Jun 23, 2014 • 76 comments
Climbing is something I enjoy more than I am good at it; any time I see a new road pointing up to the heavens, I find…
Jun 11, 2014 • 254 comments
There are two ways in life to be good at something. The first way is the most obvious, which is to actually be good at…
May 5, 2014 • 72 comments
Here are a few lessons learned while in New York City. I’m sure leaving a bar at one o’clock in the morning is not how…
Apr 30, 2014 • 119 comments
Riding a bicycle involves much more than just pushing the pedals around in a perfect sweep of muscular elegance while Looking Fantastic at all times. There are all…
Apr 16, 2014 • 140 comments
Have you ever been told to take a good look at yourself? Usually it infers that you need to smarten up your ideas, get your…
Apr 14, 2014 • 120 comments
It’s no secret that I’m prone to riding in the big ring as much as possible, mostly on account of my not being a giant…
Mar 12, 2014 • 78 comments
I wasn’t anywhere near old enough to hold a driver’s license but my dad had already bought me a motorcycle. It was a late seventies…
Mar 5, 2014 • 167 comments
The proclamation is heard in the office, on social media, at the bar with friends; “It’s leg day.” When someone utters “it’s leg day” the…